Salty (this one me the Joke Of The Year in my little group)

Author: Xeentar

Date: March 23, 2001

by Xeentar
3-23-01
She said "phallus" so that certain people in the office wouldn't get upset...
So, this has been drivin' me crazy for a long time... There's this song called Detachable Phallus by King Missle....
Uh-huh...
She knew Mr Stylie would under stand the word's real meaning...
And the guy isn't really singing, but there's background signing people and the guy is just talkin' and -your- voice sounds -exactly- like his! I -swear-!!
Hey that's kinda cool.. I'll write that down and download that... Talk to ya later!
Richie Mo' overhead me say "phallus" and came over...
Phallus? What da- Ohhh you mean like... like *peanuts*... Hey what kind of *peanuts* do -you- like?
Salty!!