|
|
|
|
 |
 | |  |
| So, like, me and my friends were smoking pot and we were SO wasted, we just...passed out and did nothing! | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
The Jerry Seinfeld/Richard Pryor/Lenny Bruce/George Carlin Wannabe
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| And what's the deal with these Mexicans? I say we throw dem and dem darkie Afro-Americans over the border! | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
Miss "I Love My Mom, But Not Enough To Keep Her From Being Skewered In My Stand-Up Act"
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| Okay, so, I love my mom, but she's really getting on my nerves. Everyday, it's like, "Get a job!" and I say, "No, I'm too pretty!" | |
| | |
|
|
|
