Now that's entertainment! Billy The Butcher will defend his title-ship in a paper match against Fluffy The Whore. Both competitors risk millions of paper cuts to get to the top! This Friday!
Ok, seriously. I need to be put away. I enjoy killing things, ok. You can't continue exploiting me anymore! I'm dangerous!
Mwahaha. The fools. Little do they realise that rabbits can't get paper cuts! Ha! I'm totally gonna murder this bitch.
