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You didn't need to do all this. Really, I've been doing this "why did I cross the road" bit for years. I'm an expert.
HERE'S ONE FOR YOU; WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? CAUSE HE WANTED TO GET CRUSHED TO DEATH BY A MNASSIVE TRUCK AND THEN NOT GO TO HOSPITAL CAUSE HE DIDN'T CALL AN AMBULANCE IN ADVANCE!
