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THis is a little story that is *not* about a friend named Saumya who is always on his computer and never responds. Remember, *NOT*.
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| GOOD PEOPLE: Hello saumya, what is up, FRIEND? Saumya? Saumya!? Talk to me! i know you are there! I need to ask you about homework! | |
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| Saumya: Mwahahaha. I am always on the computer, but I never talk to anyone cause i Am an ASSFACE. I will just put up an away message and talk only to that special person who i stalk. | |
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Meanwhile: At the good friend's house:
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| FRIEND: Wtf...Saumya? Saumya? THATS IT! THIS IS THE LAST TIME!(Pushes Button) | |
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| Saumyas away message: Im *NOT* around, so i *MUST* be doing some homework. Im not sitting in my basement playing my guitar, or just on my computer ignoring you, or laughing at your attempts. | |
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Apparrently, the friend just so happened to have some sort of missile lying around that he used to destory the bastardly friend. THE END.
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| FRIEND: HA! HAHA! TAKE THAT!!! | |
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