I usually practice my summons, play videogames and post on internet message boards. What do you do?
Me and the other guys on the football team usually go stock up on steroids and place bets on how many girls we can get pregnent. Other than that not much. So you want to go back to my place?
The date with the jock was a bust, as she walks back home Yuna is feeling hopeless about the opposite sex...
Stupid jocks! No wait, stupid boys! Can't think of anything else but sex! I have the worst luck in the world...
Maybe because you have been dating the wrong guys. Jocks are bimbos! You have to raise your standards if you expect to get a good man!
Who are you?
How the hell should I know? I'm your conscience, but apparently I have the image of a chinagirl. Good thing is people think i'm innocent, then I jump them when they least expect it!
Well chinagirl, you do make sense. Perhaps I have been looking for the wrong type of guys. You thirsty? I got some Coke in the house if you want some?
Hell no! I gots me a date with Chow Yung Fat! Maybe after a few drinks he will show me his hidden dragon *wink wink*
After her revelation with the chinagirl, Yuna restarts her manhunt, but suddenly....
Hey um Yuna it's me. Like why haven't you called me? The team is throwing a victory party and I need a slut, erm, date to go with. Gimme a call soon! I love you!
Ugh....we need a jock genecide...
...then Yuna remembers the chinagirl...
Remember Yuna, use the inner force within you and you shall find your true love...
I have to remember what the chinagirl said. But dammit I hate those airheaded jocks! There must be some place where they don't inhabit...
Has she found her new home? The finale coming soon...
You know this whole internet thing isn't so bad! A bunch of random people hanging out together, it's much more fun than that I thought! Hm? What is this? A chat room?
*sigh*
You whuddup girl? asl? lolz 17/male from Texas up in here, want 2 cyber?
....The End...
BWA HA HA! Here's the moral of the story kids, there are NO perfect men! It will never happen! Well, now to get me some Beef Fried Rice...
Hi there! Welcome to The Yuna Show! Here I will periodically interview people from The Bubbleman Board! Today's guest is Cakeroo! Hey Cake whats going on?
Hi n00b
Right...so anyway. What is your stance on the War on Terrorism? Do you support Bush and the way he is handling the situation? Or do you feel that he is acting too harshly?
stfu n00b
Ok, well um that is all the time we have for tonight! Tune in next time where I will be talking with your favorite bubblers! Reeses Pieces for now!
Hello all! Welcome to the show! Tonight's guest bubbler is Rancor-rN-! How are we doing tonight?
Um....this paper says my next line is "I'm doing fine Yuna, thanks for having me on the show"? This shit is too long for me to read!
That is too long for you to read? I had my 5 year old niece write that...
How the fuck should I know? If it doesn't contains the word porn, tits or ass i'm not reading it!
Ok well we are out of time, or panels for that matter. Tune in next time where we will chat with: KryptoniumFetus! By the way Rancor, you have been OWNED!
Greetings! Welcome to our 4th show! Tonight's guest is Bubbleboard moderator NowhereMan! How's it going dude?
w00t! Going alright Yuna. By the way, just call me Nate.
So you made a dramatic transition from EGM to Bubbleman! I must congradulate you on such a choice.
Well Yuna let's face it. The EGM board is highly homosexual and being the l337 person that I am, I jumped ship from that shithole. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention CACTUS?
Good Deal! Well folks that's all the panels we have! Until next time, CACTUS! Erm, Reeses Pieces!
Hey there! Welcome to another edition of The Yuna Show! Tonight's bubbler is Vlakrodos! Hiya Vlak!
It's THE VLAK! Yes Yuna, THE VLAK/JESUS is glad to be on the show.
If I may say so, you have been held the title "chief newbie killer" for quite some time. Yet people have criticised you for going soft? Why is that?
Dude, it's not only my job! I'm just not on par with my flames as of late..Hey! Are you going to have Static on soon? Tell em i'm coming to visit in like 5 minutes!
Alright I guess I will let him know. Until next time folks, Reeses Pieces!
K. Can I say Morph sucks donkey dick on tv? You mean I just did? SWEET!
Greetings! Tonight's guest is Wut! Glad you could be on the show on such short notice!
Thanks Yuna for having me. I made sure to dress up just for the show!
I see, so what is it you like to do for fun besides posting on the Bubbleboard?
I party, go chill wit friends. I just recently dyed my hair red see! Pretty cool huh? Hey, you going to have keri on soon? I wanna see what she looks like in comic form. *wink*
Yes nice hair! Well we are out of time! Tune in next time when-um. Where did you get that sign?
Hey folks! Tonight's guest bubbler is the anime-loving Aquinas! Whats up?
Hey Yuna, glad to be on the show...even though i'm missing Love Hina...and several anime shows...must find tv...
So Aq, you are among the few who share a love for anime. What makes your love for it unique?
I live for all things anime. From the movies, to the girls, to the bedsheets! I love anime I tells ya! Um..do you have a PC so that I can catch up on the epidsode I just missed?
Yes, we do have a spare PC you can use... just don't use it to look at Por- well times up for us! Tune in next time! Reeses Pieces all!
Good evening all! Tonight's guest Bubbler is none other than ol skoola keripuff! Sup girl!
Thanks for having me Yuna, despite this ugly getup i'm wearing. Damn stripcreator.com!
So keri, despite your extreme popularity some people dog you. Why do you think is that?
Some men are just really insecure with their sexuality I guess! They feel the need to make fun of me so that they can feel justified. But I could give less of a shit.
That's a good attitude to have! Well folks we are out of time! Reeses Pieces to all!
Pleasure was all mine! Say, you wouldn't happen to know the directions to Jon Stewart's house would you?
Good evening ladies and gents! Tonight's guest is Sega_Soft, formerly known as Dazz23!
Hey Yuna. I am most certainly happy to be here.
So Dazz, er, Sega, tell me. Why the name change?
Dazz, honestly, was bland. Sega and Squarsoft, the phenoms of the game industry by the way,gave birth to Sega_Soft. Just think about how beautiful it would be if they joined together..
We can only dream Dazz, well until next time. ReEsEs My PiEcEs!
But it WILL happen one day! Aw man, no one ever believes me. *sob*
Welcome to another edition of The Yuna Show! It seems that a random man has asked to be on the show.
Dude, i'm Raizon_Shinzo! I'm not random, just pissdrunk! *hiccup*
I noticed you have been drinking, I can smell the Jack Daniels..
Nuu...how did you know? Dude, btw you have to listen to this band called cKy! Fuckin amazing band! I usually play their shit on the way to the strip clubs!
Hmm, interesting. So is there anything you would like to say before we go?