To Serve Robot-Kind #33

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: August 11, 2005

by ZMannZilla
8-11-05
Mine Shaft X7-41B...
DAMMIT, CLONE F14, THIS IS REALLY JUST STUPID! You are NOT going to blow up the last living scraps of civilization, and that is FINAL!!! Now GIVE back those atomic bombs and get back to work!
What?! Why are you looking at me like that? Come on, say something... The ball's in your court...
17 Hours Later...
Oh... My... God... I cannot believe you actually tried to intimidate me with a staring contest. You... DID... know that robots are incapable of empathy, emotion, and blinking... right?
For the record, I also didn't know it was possible to STRAIN YOUR FRIGGIN' EYELIDS!!! It feels like I have pork rinds glued to my eyeballs!