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"I always wanted to be quoted." - Z. Mann Zilla

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RCD 16: No Fury Like A Mollusk Scorned

by ZMannZilla
3-01-08


	...and this button allows you to rewind and watch what you've just seen. This will not interfere with the recording. Now if you want to fast-forward through commercials, you have to...


	I love you. I need you. You are everything I have always wanted in a man. Our future awaits. Put your wang in me.


	sigh Ma'am, I'm just here to hook up your satellite dish and show you how to use your TiVo. I thought we covered this. Now... to fast-forward through commercials, you have to...


	You don't understand. I've spoken with our unborn child in my dreams. He's a Leo. Fulfill destiny with me. Pierce me with your throbbing manhood.


	That... concerns me slightly. Here's your remote, I have to get back to the depot.


	I have your cat, a jar of orange sauce and a fryalator. It's either tube-steak or General Tso's Kitten in my mouth tonight. Tell me I'm pretty.

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themushroom says:

That's some serious dialog!
posted Mar 3rd, 2008 ( permalink )

HCRoyall says:

This is the sort of shit I imagine going on in the everyday life of the Star Wars universe, far away from he Empire and Alliance fighting it out.
posted Oct 13th, 2014 ( permalink )

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