This Is Tech Support

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: July 25, 2010

by ZMannZilla
7-25-10
I'm calling about my five year old's Doodad2Go portable system. It's under warranty.
I can help you out. What's the problem it's having?
There's cracks all over the outer casing and it won't turn on any more. It's also leaking some sort of a yellowy liquid that smells like apples. It's under warranty.
Yeah, the warranty is not "insurance", ma'am, it's there to protect you from manufacturing defects. Your child physically damaged the unit.
My five year old was on the honor roll, you punk! He doesn't deserve to be blamed for your company's shoddy workmanship!
Please put this young genius of yours on the phone. I'd like to ask a greater mind than my own which part of a motherboard produces APPLE JUICE when malfunctioning.