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| I'm calling about my five year old's Doodad2Go portable system. It's under warranty. | |
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| I can help you out. What's the problem it's having? | |
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| There's cracks all over the outer casing and it won't turn on any more. It's also leaking some sort of a yellowy liquid that smells like apples. It's under warranty. | |
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| Yeah, the warranty is not "insurance", ma'am, it's there to protect you from manufacturing defects. Your child physically damaged the unit. | |
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| My five year old was on the honor roll, you punk! He doesn't deserve to be blamed for your company's shoddy workmanship! | |
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| Please put this young genius of yours on the phone. I'd like to ask a greater mind than my own which part of a motherboard produces APPLE JUICE when malfunctioning. | |
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