You're A Sick Demented Man, British Guy With An Uneven Stare

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: July 30, 2010

by ZMannZilla
7-30-10
C'mon, please.
I cannot believe you would ask me to do such a thing!
I swear, it's the only time I'll ever ask you to.
No! It's horrible and I won't let you hurt me, just for the sake of your sadistic needs!
Please. You're the best wedding DJ in town, and I can't let her dad know I forgot to book one for the reception tomorrow. I'll even pay double.
And you ask this of me now, knowing I can refuse you nothing after we make love? YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T EVEN BE GAY IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU!!!