ZMannZilla
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"I always wanted to be quoted." - Z. Mann Zilla

artist, designer, animator, actor, crossword puzzle constructor, rapper, gamer and humorist. Also makes a mean omelet.

If you like what you see, drop a comment. If you don't, drop a comment anyways; if I don't like it I'll just delete it. After reading it, of course.

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Shopping Season

by ZMannZilla
12-10-15


	One sec sir... Hi, this is Casey from the Shelbyville Porn Palace. I'm calling to let you know your order came in. Let's see what we got here...


	One copy each of "The MILF On The Shelf", "O Cum All Ye Faithful", "Grandma Got Worked Over By A Black Guy", "The 12 Inches Of Christmas"...


	..."Island Of Misfit Sex Toys", and "Happy Fucking Birthday Jesus". Also, your candy cane butt plug and peppermint lube. Pick it up any time, we're open 24 hours!


	Wow... People actually whack off to that stuff?


	I dunno. So anyways, welcome to The Hallmark Store, how can I help you?