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| Holy Cursewords Porkman! Your resume is literally two solid pages of 12-point Times New Roman LIES! | |
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| PORKMAN ASKED FOR PROOF READS NOT CRITIQUE! Besides, is just creative truth enhancement, not lies! | |
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| I'm just saying, dude... A little fib here or there is cool, but how are you going to keep all this outlandish fiction straight during your interview? | |
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| Relax Finchy. Porkman is smooth like the cream cheese on a morning Egg McMuffin. | |
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| So it says here that from 2004 to 2008 you were Burt Reynolds? | |
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