Porkman & Finchy Are Even Worse At Everything When Drunk

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: April 29, 2016

by ZMannZilla
4-29-16
Holy Curshwordsh Porkmam! I am, like, SHOOOO drunk right now! Lookit how drrrrrunk I am!
Yes, Porkman can clearly see Finchy is inebriated with liquors. This is not a compelling or interesting observation.
Ohmanohman Porkman... PORKMAN... thish one time, I got sho drunk dat-
Porkman will stop you there. "I was so drunk" stories only interesting to the drunkard and nobody else.
Waitwaitwait, what about thish idea I have f'r a movie? Wanna hear that?
Only if idea is Finchy goes home and sleeps it off because DRUNK PEOPLE ARE UNPLEASANT BOORISH ATTENTION HOGS!!!