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"I always wanted to be quoted." - Z. Mann Zilla

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CC653: The Reason Why Dolphins Play Dumb

by ZMannZilla
10-07-16

DOLPHIN FACT! Dolphins are very intelligent and possess a human-like level of self-awareness!


	Wha...? HUMAN-LIKE? What kind of speciesist crap is that? Maybe humans have DOLPHIN-LIKE levels of self-awareness, ever consider that?


	Friggin bitch-ass humans, probably think they're the only ones that can talk too...

DOLPHIN FACT! Despite being air-breathing mammals, dolphins live their entire lives in the ocean!


	I hunger for the souls of highly intelligent and self-aware mammals.

DOLPHIN FACT! Dolphins act stupid because they live next door to Cthulhu and totally know what's up!


	Oh right, the fish here are all dumb as rocks. Let's see how those land primates are coming along. Bye bye fishy!