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Pascal's Wager Is Basically Just A Booby Trap For Morons

by ZMannZilla
6-08-17


	You seem nice. You seem very nice. But "nice" won't get you into Heaven, sir. If you want to spend eternity in Paradise, you need to join my religion.


	But I'm afraid I don't believe in an afterlife. Why would I join your religion?


	Think of it this way: if YOU'RE right, we both get the same thing - nothing. But if I'M right, the last thing you'll see before being dragged into hell is me being smug.


	Ah, so a wager of sorts, one with nothing to lose and eternity to gain. Makes sense. OK, I'm down. Convert me, padre!


	Excellent! Now spend all your Sundays in my church, give me money, hate whoever I tell you to, and follow these rules I probably made up, or you'll still go to Hell maybe.


	Wow, okay, this is like you convinced me to adopt a baby, just so you could kidnap it and demand ransom.