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R'lyehan Dreams

As the old saying goes, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" (Translation: "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."). But what, exactly, does Dead Cthulhu dream of in his antediluvian slumber? Would you believe, a sitcom with him as the main character? Join "Lou", his roomate Shoggoth, wacky next door neighbor Nyarlathotep, and uptight elder god of hunting Nodens for all the fun. Hijinks, the likes of which shall test the very limits of your sanity, are certain to ensue!

by ZMannZilla
5-30-10
Do you believe this crap, Shoggoth? HEY! HURRY UP DOWN THERE! How long have they been putting now?
About ninety seconds, Lou.
You can't be serious, it's been like forever! Are they calculating their shots with an abacus or something?
I am in awe of whatever circumstances made an impatient cuss like you enjoy golf.
It helps me relax.
You relax by whining every five minutes? I had no idea "Cthulhu" was a Jewish name.

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