R'lyehan Dreams

As the old saying goes, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" (Translation: "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."). But what, exactly, does Dead Cthulhu dream of in his antediluvian slumber? Would you believe, a sitcom with him as the main character? Join "Lou", his roomate Shoggoth, wacky next door neighbor Nyarlathotep, and uptight elder god of hunting Nodens for all the fun. Hijinks, the likes of which shall test the very limits of your sanity, are certain to ensue!

R'lyehan Dreams #9 - Roommate Politics In The Kitchen

by ZMannZilla
7-04-10


	Dammit, Shoggoth, I just microwaved a plate of gyoza!! Why are my chopsticks marinating in a stewpot full of month-old ass water?


	Because, Lou, I am sick of always doing the dishes. Those nasty things have been piling up for TWO MONTHS! I was sick of it!


	So I did the dishes, Lou. I did all of them. Because sometimes hygeine is more important than "who is who's servant bitch" in the whole roommate politics thing.


	That was like a month ago. Plus, you didn't do the utensils. Those are the dishes I actually put in my mouth.


	I left those for you to teach you a valuable lesson!

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