Hey BrianTron, you seem more relaxed today. Like, not at the edge of a complete shutdown. What's up?
Oh, I'm so glad you asked, BobTron! I've found religion! I've been saved! Built again! Freed from the wages of my sins!
"Wages of your sins"? Since when did we pay you to sin?
No, BobTron, I mean I've discovered the secret to everlasting happiness, thanks to the great prophet, L. Tron Mohommard!
Oh my glitch, you've become a Ziontologist?
Turns out that it wasn't my dead-end job or your incompetence making me miserable, but thousands of tiny invisible Infidels placed in my hard drive by space demons! Hallelujah!
