Oh man, BrianTron, that's just sick! How can you honestly believe in that Ziontology crapola?
Well, I was at the mall over the weekend, and one of their Holy Counselors offered to give me a free session.
OK, free stuff at the mall, I'm with you so far. Continue.
He plugged a blue box into me and ran something called "Norton Anti-Thetan", and discovered that my hard drive was absolutely crawling with invisible Infidels!
So, he erased them for you, gave you his blessing, and you continued shopping, right?
No, I donated $200 for a Church membership and will be spending the next six years purifying myself for $30 a day. You should really get yourself checked for Infidels, BobTron, it's free you know.
