Wake up, BrianTron! You just gave $300 to some robot that sauntered up to you in a mall and told you a bullshit fairy tale about "infidels on your hard drive"!
Wait... you're RIGHT! That "Norton Anti-Thetan" reading wasn't free at all! I've been duped!
Don't be so hard on yourself. We all want to believe our problems are caused by evil forces. It saves us from the responsibility of fixing them ourselves.
Yeah, I suppose you're right. I guess I have some thinking to do.
Success! BrianTron has been convinced that we are imaginary! Once again we have thwarted the efforts of the Ziontologists!
And now, let us continue to make this red imbecile a miserable shell of a robot! HAIL XENUTRON!
