I still don't see how you, a reasonable and intelligent robot, can believe in space demons who infest your hard drive with invisible "Infidels".
That's exactly my point though, BobTron! Why ELSE would a smart robot like me be forced into such a crappy life, while morons like JontravolTron have all the fortune? See? Logic!
Well, I will admit that you seem happier and less irritable, which makes it easier for me to deal with you. Maybe there is something to this Ziontology stuff after all...
Oh, by the way, BobTron, I'm going to need next week off, it's a Holy Week and I've already booked myself for some Sacred Cleansing Seminars.
Um... no. You can't have random days off just because you believe in hard drive pixies.
WHAT? YOU PERSECUTE MY FAITH? WE HATH WAYS OF DEALING WITH THEE!!!
