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| Hey, let's say that a giant asteroid was about to destroy the planet. What would you do with your last few moments? | |
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| No question there. I'd lay flat on my back, and beat my cock like it owed me money. | |
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| Masturbation? Why? So that you could have one last great orgasm before you died? | |
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| Yeah, that's part of the reason. . . . | |
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| But also, if I blew my load hard enough, it might deflect the asteroid. | |
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