Zaster
stripcreator donor

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An existence defined by peril, culminating in failure and death.

FTC: The Horror of the Unspeakable Terror

by Zaster
8-27-04


	There's the stiff, er, victim, sir...dead as a bag full of rocks.


	And you say there are no signs of violence on the body?


	Not a scratch. But judging from his expression, something unbearably horrible must've happened.


	Damn...what could've been bad enough to make him drop dead like that?


	We figure he choked on a beer pretzel.


	Oh. Chalk up another closed X-File!