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| Man, those adults sound like trombones. | |
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| Think that's weird? Some strange girl with a 'psychology stand' tried to probe my thoughts until I maced her and left her in the middle of the street. | |
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| Some annoying jerk was playing this tiny piano that came out of nowhere, so I called the cops on him and busted him for noise pollution. | |
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| And what about that loser who tried to kick a football and snapped his spine in two? He was bitching so much that I killed his dog with my sniper rifle. | |
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| That damn beagle that kept sitting on top of that doghouse with the fighter helmet? | |
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| Hey, give him a few more years and he's Old Yeller. | |
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