Tin Hitler--Eddie Vedder

Author: Zbu

Date: July 3, 2002

by Zbu
7-03-02
Sick of human life, Phallishead dies and meets God and asks the shapeshifter about life....
Why do men have nipples?
To prevent Kurt Cobain from taking over the world.
Time passes.....
Why must people drive Yugos?
So the family of Ernest Hemingway can built a robotic body for their great relative's brain.
And finally, the real question is answered.....
Who the hell does Eddie Vedder think he is?
A 14-year-old Thai whore with a perchant for opening beer bottles with her vagina....scary, huh?