Yes, almighty goatlord, I will sell my soul if you get me a stapler.
A stapler? You're willing to sell your soul for a stapler? God I love recession. You sure you don't want money or power or women or something?
I'd much rather have any of those. But some buttwhipe started a CC about an urge for a stapler and this other buttwipe decided to use me as his character in this lame soul-selling comic so I'm fucked
