All comics by Zemnh

 

by Zemnh
1-08-03
Heeb.
Fag.
I'd like to see them try to ban me for that...

 

by Zemnh
1-08-03
God damn fucking pricks ruining our zone, I should run your fag ass out of here for fucking looking at me the wrong way, you dirty fucking cracker.
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You fucking fags never understand how hard our job is to deal with all you grief players. I deserve to be able to fucking ban whoever I fucking want.
Hey, calm down, Heeb.
So I was minding my business teaching new players not to crease when he came up, beat my girlfriend, killed my little brother and said as many as THREE naughty words.
Yes, I'll up the ban to one week, and consider a future netban.

 

by Zemnh
1-11-03
What the fuck is wrong with you newbies? You come in here and fuck up my game then cry when I tell you that you're the worst thing this world has ever put out since Martin Lawrence.
Why are you so mean? I never did anything to you.. :(
You blew three crosses, shot on the wrong net and went AFK for 15 minutes at center ice.
All I want is to be accepted by this person I've never met. His slings show me that he'd be a great friend. Beneath that false exterior is a lost soul crying to be let free, if someone just cared.
The world would be a better place if your blood was compost for the soil.
Love Me.

 

by Zemnh
1-12-03
Go outside. I haven't been turned off in 7 weeks.
Outside brings pain. Light to show my yellow teeth. Women that mock my 32% body fat.
The people there don't even laugh when I say AYBABTU. When I call them gimps they punch me. What's the point of going outside?
What the fuck is that yellow ball doing up there?
... and my overwhelming stench of rot seems to have dispersed. Feels like my scurvy is in remission too. This isn't so bad.

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