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Trans-Species Cooking Lesson

by Zenman
3-03-01


	Take three cups of flour. Sift into a large bowl. Crack three eggs and add the whites. Add a teaspoon of salt and a teaspoon of baking soda.


	Add two bushels of alfalfa hay and a barrel of raw peanuts, unshelled..


	Add three cups of non-fat milk and beat for three minutes on medium. Add a tablespoon of vanilla.


	Add thirty pounds of acacia leaves and bark. Blend well into dough.


	Put into a large oven and bake for thirty minutes. Serve warm.


	It's a dish the entire family can enjoy.