_El_Diablo_

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Uh... I'm artisticly challenged... I'm a non-conformist... I get money from the government for doing nothing... I wear a fedora... What the fuck, you read this, you most likely know me and only read this shit to shut me up.

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Crash and Burn

by _El_Diablo_
2-01-04

For months, our hero has been working up the nerve, until one day, he just blurts out...


	So hey, listen. I was just thinking, if you weren't doing anything later, would you wanna go out for coffee?


	Uhm... er... sorry, I'm flattered, but you're just not my type.

Awkward silence...


	I'm gonna go... y'know... fall in a ditch and die... See you later.

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