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There are only two tools, WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape.

Dante and Randall Get Pissed Off, part I

by _Vertigo_
1-01-05

One fine morning at the Quik-Stop...


	Let me guess, Jay and Silent Bob are outside again.


	Yeah, they won't fucking leave...do you still have that shotgun under the counter?


	What the fuck! This is its moment of glory and now its dead!


	Actually, Randall, we traded it in for a kangaroo with an AK-47.


	FUCK YEAH DANTE!!! Let's kick some druggie ass!