Horse Opera

Author: a_comic_stripper

Date: February 20, 2001

Howdy, pardner!
Howdy.
Say there, I've been down in the dumps lately - could I bum a few Paxil tablets off you?
I don't put no stock in them there mood-altering substances, friend. Taint right for a God-fearing man to take the likes of those.
Uh, what I meant was...er...my HORSE has been awful depressed, and would be mighty grateful for some Paxil to go with her oats.
Well sure, why didn't you say so in the first place? My horse takes Wellbutrin. Will that be okay?