OH MY GOD! Come quick, there was an accident on La Cholla! Carnage everywhere!
Jesus! Are you kidding me? What the hell happened?
Some crazy chick in an Equinox just plowed through a group of snow birds while they were going to Luby's. I didn't get a good look at her, though. She's fine, of course.
Baconman, who do you know with a 'Nox, a foul mouth, and a bad attitude?