agentdiesel  

Do you ever wish you could read minds?

Sometimes. But... I don't think I'd want to know everything a person thought about me.

Why not? Then you could tell what was wrong with yourself, fix it, and be able to win friends and influence people.

I suppose... but... there's just one thing.

And what is that?

It's not a good idea for me to be able to read peoples' thoughts because I like to pretend that there isn't anything wrong with me.