I have observed these pathetic children. I would blame their parents, not them, for their moronitude, if I myself had not risen above the ignorance of mine own parents.
Hahaha, no poon for you, faggo.
Now that I have graduated with honors, I will seize a large army of tanks. It will henceforth be known as my Big Tank Army. I will use it to conquer Seattle and Seattle will henceforth be known as...
...EVIL SEATTLE, BASE OF OPERATIONS OF THE NEW THOUGHT!
Jim, you're a genius! And the Ubermensch! Heil Jim!
Yay for me! Now ride my baloney pony, prepubescent Asian girl, I'm hungry for pedophiliac love!
