Oh why oh why didn't I wait until I was married to that hooker?! Even though I wore a "rubber", I got an STD and died!
Oops, sorry! Because you didn't heed the warnings of a bunch of total fucking ignorant morons, you're going to Hell!
It's not cool to have sex before marriage! Don't believe the media's lies- if you put your penis in someone who isn't your legally recognized female partner...
...you're going to be miserable for the rest of your life. Which isn't going to be very long anyway, because you're going to get an STD and die painfully.
