Oh no, Ass Lad is dead and that slut I picked up on Christmas is fighting for her life against nine giant warbeasts!
My name is Sandy.
Tobor, you came to me!
RAAAAR, LET'S CORNHOLE THOSE BASTARDS!
Waitaminute... Where did Tobor go?
The Human Instrumentality Project has begun! Once I take you into me, all people will me united within my body. Like a big bicurious orgy or something.