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One time, when I was a kid, I had this fantasy where I was flying through the air, and as I was flying, I looked down, and I could see my gramma, and I shouted HEY, GRAMMA! IT'S ME! LITTLE BRIAN! and she looked up and she said OH MY, LITTLE BRIAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING FLYING WAY UP THERE? YOU COME DOWN THIS INSTANT! and then I pooped on her.

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by alanaldaismydad
9-24-03


	You want to know a good way to impress chicks? Big words. Man, using big words makes you look smart and chicks dig a smart guy.


	What do you mean big words?


	Like, instead of say,"Damn, that's fast fukkin' car." Say,"My, the acceleration and velocity of that particular vehical was most impressive." See?


	Wow. Y-y-you're smart.


	I know, right?


	Wow.

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