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...so I says to him, "Hey man, I'm not gay...you're the one with the

Bwahahaha...he said "ass".

Must approach them calm non-hreatending like.

Yeah so then I said, "I swear, officer. He told me he was 15!...and a she!" Which, unbeknownst to me at the time wouldn't have mattered.

Whaddup?

There's a twenty in my fly...how bout you get it for me.