Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  alienpantsyndrome  

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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!
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The Lunchtime Rush Begins...
Let's see, I need to stop by the free clinic for my shot, pick up that new R. Kelly CD, paint the poodle yellow, buy a new blender...
Welcome to Long John Silver's, how may I take your order, please?
...find out how much I'm paying for auto insurance, go see Danny for some good deep dicking, find a new salad dressing, go see my mom in the home...
Hello? Ma'am? Excuse me, but you have to place an order or get out of line. Hello? Anyone home?
...pick up my pre-ordered copy of Blue Crush over at Suncoast, wax my stinkbox, get Dr. Ouberfeind to OK my operation to finally become a woman...
Ma'am, we really need you to either order something or get the fuck out of the line! Ma'am?! MA'AM?!
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