Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  alienpantsyndrome  

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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!
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Friday, 6PM
Welcome to Long John Silver's, how may I take your order today?
Yeah sweetness, gimmie two orders of Hush Puppies, a large Coke, and some Salty Dog Sea Fries... and yer home number.
Ok, that's two hush puppies, a large Coke, fries, and a big order of fuck off. For here or to go?
Nice one, just for that let's supersize the mother. Dinner at eight? My place?
An excellent choice studly, that'll be five fifty. Oh, and feel free to take advantage of our special sauce, I spit in it myself.
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