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Kelly and Frank discuss the merits of war...

by alienpantsyndrome
3-21-03

Friday afternoon, another day off for Kelly...


	Hey, Swann just called and invited me to an anti war rally.


	Why how progressive of you Kel. I'd never have pegged you fer a commie pinko Saddam lover.


	Look bunny boy, you know as well as I that this is an unjust war and should be stopped. Besides, arn't you the one suing the entire Bush clan?


	That's different, the fuckers tried to kill me via a badly rigged faux game show.


	Oh just admit it, yer pissed you got stiffed on the fifty grand.


	Maybe I am, but yer the one that's gonna end up chained to a girl named Moonflower in the clink about three hours from now.

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