alienpantsyndrome

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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!

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I love it when a plan comes together....

by alienpantsyndrome
3-23-03

Somewhere under the hardpacked desert of Fire Island...


	Riffy, my most trusted assassin, you are my best, and last, hope.


	What so ever you shall need my Dark Lord, it shall be done.


	Exellent then, Riffy. I need you to bring me a token of good luck. A talisman, if you will. The left hind leg of Frank the Gay Bunny!


	Didn't you two used to have a... you know... a thing?


	Yeah, well, i'm totally over it. A court order will do that to a man. So go kill the fuckin' bunny, k?


	As your will commands me, Barry.. er, my Dark Lord.

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