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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!

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CC244: Chinese Democracy 1

by alienpantsyndrome
5-19-04


	Hi, this is Kelly, reporting from the undisclosed farm that has, for the past ten years been called home by Axl Rose...


	Hey. I'm Axl Rose.


	Um, yeah, Axl, the folks at home got that part already.


	GREAT! And Kel, before you even ask, yes, the CD is almost done.


	What CD? Everyone thought you were dead, that's why I'm here. The funeral's tomorrow...


	That's right, Kel! As we speak my master producer is putting on the finishing touches to the long awaited new Guns n' Roses CD, Chinese Democracy!

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