alienpantsyndrome

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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!

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Oblivious to the narration all around us...

by alienpantsyndrome
6-05-04

Another sunny day in Studio City, Ca. During the Venus transit.


	Hey Frank, guess what?


	What? You finally figured out that Carrot Top is your biological father?

Not that the Venus transit really matters at this point in the story.


	No. That was weeks ago, anyhoo, Zazo just emailed me.


	You mean that douche bag that keeps telling everyone I'm all gay an' shit?

But it's gonna come up sooner or later, so, you know, just a head's up.


	Yeah, him. He says we don't hafta be in any more comic comps. As in, like, ever.


	It's about goddamn time, I hate how he keeps trying to drag us down with him...

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