You know I know how to check the Internet history, right?
But of course.
And there is both a temporary Internet directory and a list of website cookies on the computer that I can readily access.
Yes yes.
And also that 99.97% of the time when a parent tells their child the dog or cat "ran away" or "was sold to a farm" that means they found it a block away with it's head crushed by a pickup truck.
Oh God! I never thought about that! GINGER!!!!! Why didn't mom tell me???
