Oh man, this Internet attack is going to shut down the Internet FOREVER! I totally knew that hacker guy they released was going to use his powers for evil! I was so right!
UNLESS it's someone else doing it to frame him, and he decides to use his awesome powers to save the Internet from being destroyed, just like I said.
Oh man, what happens if you are touching a computer when the Internet implodes? Jesus, I'm going to get out of the house!
Yeah, you do that.
[D-Pesh-Mode1121] This is Yellow Fox, Red Justice, are you there? No one suspects it is us.
[Tears4Fears] Excellent. Tomorrow we enter endgame.