alphageek

email : pm : info

I am the Alpha Geek! All other Geeks are Betas to Zeds. I've often been called the "Gothic Bill Hicks" No I haven't, that's a total lie.

Death by Pretension

by alphageek
8-08-02

One night at the Gawth Club


	Oh gawd. I am so damn sick of you baby-bat poseurs pretending you vampires. It's so trite, so cliched, so stupid! Gaah!


	B-but. I really AM a vampire. I can even prove it to you. angst


	Shaw... whatever. Fine. Go prove it.

outside...


	AAAARGH THE SUN! OH, HOW I BURN! LORD CAINE, I RETURN TO THE!!!


	Fine, you're a vampire, but your still not Gawth unless you listen to Sisters.