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| Wow, I can't believe it! I'm on Mars! And what's that coming this way? | |
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| Hello, we've been waiting for you! Follow me, and I will lead you to the chocolate volcanoes and rock-awesome ninja fights! | |
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| Can it be? Does the Mars Fairy tell truths! | |
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| Greetings! I was just about to totally flip out on some guy, and then I will lead you to the sexy chicks with accents that you can make out with! | |
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| Mars is just as I imagined! It is like the Earth without the grating reminders of the uselessness of existence! | |
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