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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
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At the focus group

by andydougan
3-04-03

The Prime Minister and a Labour voter in 1997


	I'm going to assist the dictator of Indonesia in committing the worst proportionate genocide since the Holocaust.


	Whatever.

Same again in 2002


	*We're going to war again, but this time against* a genocidal tyrant.**


	You monster! Have you no concern for innocent life?!?!


	I'm confused.


	Join the club.

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