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"War crimes will be prosecuted". No kidding

by andydougan
3-18-03

Uncle Dick and Dubya


	Hmm. I wonder if we should've put that bit in your speech about telling Saddam to leave the country.


	But Uncle Dick! If he does that, we can take over immediately! Isn't that what we want?


	Yeah, but we've already promised the companies $1.5 billion in contracts to rebuild Iraq. So if we don't level the place, it defeats the purpose of the whole exercise.


	Oh. Well, couldn't we just blow it up anyway?

Kuwait


	All this sun's giving me an itchy trigger finger. I need some target practice.


	The UK contingent is over there.

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